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Sunday, April 02, 2006

hohohohoho.... finally i am home!!! really i Missed home. With memories still fresh on my head, let me report to you on my holiday.
25th March, Saturday
It had been 6 years since I last went by to my mother's house. The rest of the time my family went to other places in thailand. Initially, excitement fills in my bloood in wanting to go to my mother's village. Now having grown up, I know where my mother's village is, and my mother's house exact location: 11-12 Buang Muang, Nong Han, Udon Thani. Aeroplane took off and landed in Bangkok before we board another domestic flight to Udon Thani. On handing on Udon Thani, there is a contingent of ppl welcoming us. Shocked man... the villagers hor really do stunts leh... u know wat they did an0t? you sure will nt guess it one lor... they put a garland of flowers onto my head... wah seh macchiam Thaksin man...LOL. Then hor, seeing all of them, I also dunn0 who is who, you know village life is not as simple as you all think it is lor... it is very very very complicated. I will touch on this matter later on. After that, took a car that is *Bao* to my house. Den Nua @ there.
26th March, Sunday
ooh, this is the one and only day that I went shopping!!! awwww... i didn't know it, so i didn't really shop till siao. in the end regret lor. WTF. my mother the liar, own son also want to bluff, say other day will go back and shop other places. Ok.. Went to a shopping center call BIG C in udon thani. It is a rather big shopping center. This day nothing much to report. As usual, villagers like to go out in a contingent. We took 10 wheelers to the shopping center.
27th March, Monday
Nua@ home from morning to afternoon. Did nothing but stare @ the coconut tree in front of myhouse, i even took picture of that coconut tree , u see this is how bored i got! I dun dare to go out on my own, because I now suddenly lost my conversation power. I couldn't communicate anymore. Thais seem like an alien language to me liao... I only noe how to communicate in shopping language. LoL. Den somemore all the signs is writen in Thais, how to read, go out sure got lost one. So bo bian stay at home and see coconut tree. Den in the evening, wah... a village gal riding a motorcycle caught my eye.. she's quite pretty and keep on riding up and down the road doing delivery.. den i also keep on seeing and seeing la...nothing rest better to do wat. Night Fall, and my mother threw a gala@ home... do stunts, house so small... open 5 tables.. den very noisy lor... i also dunn0 how to Kara-ok in their language. Sad case lor.. den sit down there listen to the music beat... haix.... going to bored to death le.
28th March, Tuesday
Finally got some activity, went to a funfair which is in a temple. Stuned right.... villagers like to do a lot alot of stunts one. but one thing i am very impress, they are very innovative.... all the games like those hor budget but fun to play one lor.....
Den Afternoon Nua again.... lol... wat do you do when NUA? SLeep la... lol... ok... den i sleep... and i think of alot of thing happening in singapore.. I think is time for me to face the reality and stop hiding or escaping le.....
Den in the late afternoon, mother the CO lead a contingent to the udon thani international airport to pick up my half sister who is now staying in Singapore le.. Last time she stay in the village one... She is 28 years old n0w.. I also dunn0 why, last time ppl ask me got sister, i knew i got a half sister, but i told them i dun have. N0w i think, matured le ba... den aiya half sister also half sister la... at least my family not very complicated then other famliy.
Den my Dad and I didn't went to the airport because bhey kum with the driver ma, father dun go, i also dun go one. In the end, we went to the temple and see the fun fair again. So bo liao lor.. idiot... den we eat at a roadside store. It is something that my mother would not allow us to do one... she very idiot one la...
Ok, den mother came back with half sister, and n0w, the whole family go to temple again, this time to attend a getai there... wah seh, their getai very HARDCORE!!!! macchiam alll the nearby village also lai ar.... estimated number of ppl got around 5 thousand ba. Den hor start @ 9 pm and guess wat time it end? the next day 7 am... wah HARDCORE... all those villager party the whole night ar...
29th March, Wednesday
wah seh... early in the morning, there come a shocker le!!! There is a match making session for me... LOL... So fun lor... I think this is fate ba... the gal actually is the gal who do the delievery on monday one. Firstly, I dun speak Thais now, so didn't talk much to her also. Secondly, I very pressure sia.. her mother also there... but her mother also very Joker!!! Full of nonsense, although I dun noe wat her motehr say, but the way she speak already very funny le. LOL... okie... so wat happen next, I sit on the bench, she sit on another bench, my mother her mother my father all on other benches with some supporting actors( neighobours, everyday, they will at my house one, they macchiam no need work one) Den in the end turn out right, is the villagers talking among themselves. hahaha.. i sit down ther doing my favourite thing, Stoned down there. den occassionally smile smile smile @ the gal lor. Oh yah, by the way, she brought along 2 of her classmate. haha so total is 3 gals. Den hor... the villlagers talk i also dun understand, talk so loud, bhey tahan, I drink liquidor den drowsy den sleeep... haha sleep until wake up got one activity, the activity very cute one la.... then now i noe why suddenly got so much ppl making noise at my house liao. THE OCCASION: THe villager will go around asking for donation, den they put the donation into a bananas stem like that, den they collect finish, they will go one place( that day is my house) den they will celebrate, drink beers, sing songs, make noise! hahaha.... den hor very very noisy... den ok la... i follow them la... after they happy, they set off from my house to the temple, haha the gals also got go la...LOL.... den I gey siao become photographer and took picture of them. den got one pic is i gey siao walk close to them and my dad took the picture. the picture look quite cute la.. LoL....den in the end i also got do stuns, dun do stunt= un-eddyly, guess wat i do? I took picture while a monk is praying together with the villagers, den the monk keep chanting and chanting, den i dunn0 when to re-enter back into the praying area. Den The gal's classmate saw me and keep laughin la... den i also helpless down there laugh, i dunn0 the tradition ma.... okie... maybe this stunts broke the ice between me and them ba. They like out of sudden like dun feel that i am a stranger like that.....keep smile smile smile.... haha they smile, i also smile lor..... den they smile even more.. STuned -_-
30th March, Thursday
again, nua @ home in the morning, staring at the same coconut tree in front of my house! lol.. den hor, I realise, the gal's mother is actually my mother's friend, den her daughter which is whom was introduced to me yesterday. She came later on in the morning, wah... saw her, I become happy liao... but i dunn0 how to speak thais, den her mother also there, i very shy, den i sit quite far away from them in the sun.... den hor, there's a table in my house, her mother ask her to bring blueberry give me eat, den she bring lor... she bring also got style... smile smile... haha den i also idiot la... ask stupid question.... den hor wah seh, she pick out the blueberry for me, it will be best if she feeds me la.... hahaha.... ok then after that i sit for quite some time liao until the sun very very hot... bo bian, move chair sit near the gals, they are actually singing song la. den i sit behind them... they turn their head, den i see their expression very funny, den i smile smile la... machhiam Kai Xin Guo like that... den the gal break the ice la, ask me wat is my name.... she already know my name liao lor( yesterday, her mother in the table got mention ah long ma) den she understand thais, but i dun, so turn out i dunn0 her name. haha.. den ok... she ask another question in thais: Krom Pian Basa Thais mai( meaning know how to speak thai).. den i thinking to construct a complete sentence to impress her ma.... den her classmate stunned me... she suddenly ask very fiercely in english: CAN YOU SPEAK THAI? wah stunner... den i thought she know how to speak english... i so happy... den i reply back in english... den she give me one stunned face... LOL.... den never mind, the gal ask me another question: where you come from? den i determine to reply back in thais ma... i thinking... den her classmate very joker say: aiya... he from IPON IPON!!! the way she say it very funny...LOL.... ok ok... den dunn0 why suddenly, they become so aggressive liao.... ask me want to go swimming anot... wah seh got swimming pool in the village one meh? i THought... i want to go see leh.... hahaha... den i ask my mother la... my mother say aiya no swimming pool, the place ar very haunted, den ordered me not to go down to water and juz go there walk walk and seeee... ok la... Den i stay at home also nua den go out la... den while walking to the place, she start to introduce me to her friend la... she got 2 classmate, one classmate very joker one is call sunny( i think is sun ying ba) den the other very quiet, i din't talk to her at all is call ah tim. Sunny the joker... lol.. walk beside me to the place la... the rest walking far far behind la.....den macchiam educational tour like that... see thing, she point, den she tell me wat the thing call and ask me to pronouce... den ok the place that can swim is actually a pond la..... haha mother's order not to go down.. ok lor.. den i dun go down... the gals went down den i sit by the bank and watch them. hmmm den hor got villager will come to the bank and collect water one leh... the gal bully me lor... ask me to help them to fill up water... this type of manual work ask me to do... ok la... nothin to do... den i do lor..... okie... den after that, she keep asking me to go down to water... lol... den the water the floor dunn0 got wat.... den i didn't went down la... dirty u n0e... den after that, she tell me ok... dun go down, sit at the water there Pao sui with her... siao ar.... dun want la... make my underwear wet wet only... lol den i say NoooOoo..... hahahhaa... ok... den they also play enuff le... den my uncle who is a 3 wheeler driver bring us back to her house den my house..... ok... den she go back to her house and bathe....den i also go back to my house la...LoL.... on yay... forget to say, she treat me very nice leh.... while on the way to the pond, she will pluck fruits and give me eat somemore remove seeds somemore.... oooh ok... den after she bathe, she came together with her classmates, den ar... my house hor... always full of ppl one... den she ask me wheather want to go over to her house and play.... (wah seh... so fast meh!!! I DUN DARE to go HER house lor...later ppl in the village anyhow say hor, later me and her put inside pig's cage u n0e.... scary sia....) den i say nooo lor... haha den she keep on asking leh... den i keep on saying nonononono.... scare la... ok... this is how i find her, i like her very much also though we cant really communicate, but still so happy... she is someone with lots of initiatives, caring,(very important),nice but i find her very fierce leh.... hahaha.. i say dun want to go to her house, she punch my stomach lightly, she is one hot chilli village gal man... wah seh... so violent... MORE SCARED..... ok den later in the night, got another gala again... this time celebration of my grandpa birthday... As usual la... noisy like hell... reaching 100 decibel...
31st March, Friday
Again.... my mother the liar... yesterday tell me today will go shopping at udon thani... turnout, we went to a temple in Phen and visit a relative in another village.. wat a boring day... most of the time is spent on travelling... den suddenly, I missed my village gal quite a lot also. How I wish, she can bring me out and go do shopping la.... go play la... better than my mother program, GALA, visit, Temples.... wah boring!
1st April, Saturday
oooh... initially i very happy, finally can go back le... den in the end, i also quite sad to go back leh... u Noe wat happen?? hahaha my village gal came @ around 10 am.... today, she's not very fierce... very nice... very caring.... she ask me eat breakfast already not... she bring some food over... den again la... my house always got lots and lots of people one leh... den i always will sit far away... den hor... she bring over a sweet potatoe and peel the skin for me to eat... haha... this type of gals, best la... really noe how to take care of you one!!! Den I went toilet and came by... eh... she loitering near my area leh... den she sit down there den i sit beside her lor... we chatted for about 1 hour ba... although i also dunno wat i say, my language so limited... lol... still can chat for one hour... den i got ask her wat she likes to do... haha.. den i think she reply that, she like to cook food... ( den i agar agar know wat she likes to do la, but i cant comfirm) den she got angry... say aiyo... u ask already, den i tell you, you also dunn0 wat i like to do(in thais la, i can understand bits and pieces)... haha den why ask? wah.... hahaha... but her angry is those like joking one la.... ok... den i suddenly forgot, i still dunn0 her name... in my heart, i refer her as the village gal...lol... but i dun think she that village also la..! ok den i noe... her name is Cow Fang... wah very cute name... den sunny call her up, ask her to ask me wat time i moving off to the airport..... den i say 12 la.... i dunno how to say 12 because they read time not read as number one... like last time chinese read time like that...wat shen chen..all this rubbish la.... A one small gesture from sunny touched me alot!! she actually stayed in another village la... den she rode her motorcyle over ... den i dunno why, she dun dare to talk to me like the other day like that... all of the sudden, become so quiet and shy... den i look at her eyes.... wah seh... look like those wanna cry wanna cry type of eyes... i see le also a bit seh bu de to leave also..... AIYO and last thing, make me very angry lor... u noe actually sunny wanted to see me off at the airport one... den the vehicle i going to the airport hor full of nonsense ppl... especially those neighbours, bring their kids along also... fucking hell... occupied place... as if the kids related to us like that... my fren want to send me off also no place to sit.... ok lor... den i ask her got send me to airport? den she say no... send me off from my house.... sad...... She from another village also bothered to come to down and bid me farewell..... somemore i only noe her a few days ONLY... she's very friendly... awww... hahaha.... if the kids not in the vehicle hor, can sit two of my newly known fren to the airport lor.... I tell you, I really like Cow Fang alot.... she's so caring, so nice, got so much initiatives... but one thing very sad is that.... she stay about 2000 to 2100 km away from me... if i stay in the village hor... i will surely woo her one.... den okie... before I go, I got ask my father to translate a message to her... my dad noe thais ma... i wrote my email address to her den ask my father say this is a email address... hopefully she noe how to email la.... hahahaha.... finger crossed* she's not that kampong ok*
den in the aeroplane, i keep thinking of her and sunny... they hor... really make my this trips very colorful.... imagine the trip without them... wat would i be doing? staring at coconut tree, going temple, go relative house for the whole 8 days/7 nights.... I am really greatful that they came into my life... I wanted to telll sunny that i appreciate alot that she came and send me off... but den i dunn0 how to construct the sentence in thais... and also wanted to tell Cow Fang that thanks for making me happy for the trips back to mother's land. Den in the international airport, thais gal look very attractive to me now... hahahaha.... i think i want to go seriously learn thais liao... so that next time will not be sooOO helplesss.... haha and guess wat cow fang last word to me? she tell me... go back learn more thais language from your mother... hahahaha.... Okie de.. I will..... THis trip is really a very odd trips with weird thing happening... make me realise that actually, i am very not socialable... i dunno how to open up to gals...... they reminded me a very simple thing in making a relationship happy, that is to smile and make other party happy and other party smile back both happy... maybe you all think that wat i write is like nonsense... but to me it makes sense... i need to practise wat i discovered from this trips le....

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